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| Sep. 8th, 2008 @ 04:14 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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i think i'd rather be run over with a steamroller than to have to watch the phantom of the opera ever againi like to shoot myself in the face i wonder who i am? why do i exist? splu-obb i see very little use in doing anything i hope my cat doesn't fuck up my sitar | |||
| Aug. 24th, 2008 @ 04:27 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| stopped by police. took forever. peter is a fucktard i have lots of reasons for squidmeat car on the way out nobody on xat lately slow cooker yeah mosquitoes 7 planets 7 days why does everyone hate my violin? | |||
| Jul. 28th, 2008 @ 01:49 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| i almost bought a handgun at a yard sale yesterday what the hell stopped me?? wow i have no friends except my cat mostly, she wants food by the way who did dubbya bomb this time? gas prices went down can china please bomb us? north korea? monaco? anyone?????????? | |||
| Jul. 11th, 2008 @ 10:12 pm who says Arabs don't have a sense of humor? | |||
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| http://www.allweirdthings.com/weird | |||
| Jul. 10th, 2008 @ 03:35 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| Last winter I swore I'd go for walks more, so i wasn't so much cooped up inside, or in a car. And I lamented a bit, that the winter was so long, and barring me from doing so. Guess what I'm not doing with the warm weather. Why is it nobody wants anything to do with me? I have tried okcupid, craigslist, myspace, and several other methods. My least favorite thing about adults is that they've got their minds made up, always in a variety of stupid ways, about nearly everything already. | |||
| Jul. 4th, 2008 @ 11:55 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| i don't believe it, i have discovered someone even stupider than dubbya Howard Bloom is the biggest fucktard to ever waste oxygen pure instrument of idiocy | |||
| Jul. 4th, 2008 @ 08:10 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| where do i go to renounce my citizenship of earth? why doesn't someone blow up this fucking country? i want it NUKED TO SHIT | |||
| Jul. 4th, 2008 @ 01:25 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| looked at about ninety-eleven stores for carbon paper finally found some and it doesn't do what i want it to wahooooooo! so i have to do the tattoo using my "artistic talent" hahahahahaha | |||
| Jun. 25th, 2008 @ 11:38 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| i really don't know why i'm still alive stupid universe | |||
| Jun. 22nd, 2008 @ 03:52 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| to do list flea market juicer vacuum tar wormwood tequila? peter, the jackass eq: plat run potions use fd, jackass new spells forgot anyone scrambles / babelfishes this in lieu of fucking talking to me gets killed | |||
| Apr. 10th, 2008 @ 04:08 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| my life is retard shit i play everquest and i really fucking BLOW at it how many days of my life have i wasted on it now? i wonder if Alice ever thinks of me her parents insist that, since i'm an uncle, i cannot be friends with her or her sister people have dogshit for brains why the fuck was i born a life form? why couldn't i have been a rock or something? orgasms aren't even fun anymore baby let's die | |||
| Mar. 15th, 2008 @ 12:44 am A message to the internet | |||
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| I SO MUCH DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT ZOMBIES. jeezus. | |||
| Mar. 8th, 2008 @ 10:32 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| i find it interesting that the world and every aspect of it could have gotten along just fine without my ever have existing so if i went back into time and prevented my birth all the needs of everyone in the world would still have been met if everyone can't hear it, no one can | |||
| Mar. 4th, 2008 @ 10:33 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| He wanted to make sure I was still bothered by the whole thing so he could report back to the original offender. The whole thing was disguised as a friendly phone call peppered with self-help advice. Oh and I had to apologize for something he did to me months ago. I'm going to stab both of them soon maybe fifty times each with a rusty butterknife. I really don't like them. | |||
| Feb. 20th, 2008 @ 02:14 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| the thrill of observing the mindstates of others consumes me entirely in comparison because there is no thrill with the trap that is my own isn't life pretty? ernest hemingway once said then he put a bullet through his head i want to be constantly blasted to the point i don't know if i'm awake or not for the rest of my life why should i fear liver problems if they are my gateway to obliviorthomweef? | |||
| Feb. 19th, 2008 @ 05:25 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| i thought i got up early enough today to get things done before my overdue appt. to get my oil changed. i was wrong. i put a box together to ship to Holland... only to discover i had not accounted for the thickness of the package when measuring. so i tried to do up another box. seeing that i just wasn't going to make it in time, i ate breakfast, fed the cat, had to go get gas just to make it to the place, checked the mail (why? there wasn't anything there of note). so i'm FINALLY leaving town at 4:00 for a 4:15 appointment. Trouble with that being it takes a half hour to get there. I've been tight squeezed before so i figure i'll just be hasty. Wrong. There is a fucking cop, amidst a line of slofuc traffic, the whole fucking way. When i get there finally, after 4:30, they can't take me, they have to see me tomorrow. what the fuck. they've taken me at 4:30 before. i am ready to spit broken glass at people. i think i'm about to fucking combust. shitfuck fuckexplode | |||
| Jan. 13th, 2008 @ 03:09 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| i don't believe that hallucinations exist. hung moon sign: "vote for me no me no me no me" (approx.) 70 year old man who was in very good spirits, very talkative, it's too bad society declares us all worthless when we're no longer hyperactive in the consumerism and productivity departments (yes it'll happen to YOU TOO!) Paprika thought one kimya dawson song was next but a different one was instead mystical shit all around | |||
| Nov. 11th, 2007 @ 09:39 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| http://www.abc.org.br/Gina/curriculo.as | |||
| Nov. 10th, 2007 @ 03:50 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| yeah i'm stupid and i don't deserve to live but so what? no seriously so fucking what? | |||
| Nov. 2nd, 2007 @ 08:53 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| Jul. 30th, 2007 @ 03:41 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| the only way to kill something is to analyze it analysis kills all | |||
| Jul. 14th, 2007 @ 02:00 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| i have no self-ideation i used to | |||
| Jul. 13th, 2007 @ 11:46 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| i just poisoned myself with a large bag of chips. sucks that for all the poison in OTC food, we don't get high off it. i shouldn't be alive. | |||
| Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 11:46 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| Jun. 27th, 2007 @ 07:45 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| you might recognize things when they come around again but it doesn't matter because you didn't understand them the first time | |||
| Jun. 27th, 2007 @ 07:42 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| Jun. 26th, 2007 @ 09:56 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| jared is such a dumb fuckhole. Alice insists that he yelled in her ear and wants an apology. Jared could cut off Alice's head and still not produce one. Well, unless someone filmed it. But I wouldn't be holding my breath. Even if he didn't damage her ear, what the fuck harm is there in making your kid feel better? "Dark side points gained." Go fuck Leo. | |||
| Jun. 26th, 2007 @ 03:57 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| it is convenient that cats don't menstruate | |||
| Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 12:42 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| someone was in my place today when i wasn't here. wonder what they took? | |||
| Jun. 11th, 2007 @ 03:04 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| it's amazing that the entire universe is completely indifferent to my fucking existence. waiting for me to die, aren't you? "you're 36 brent, you've far outlived your usefulness." Chuang Tzu: "What's wrong with being useless?" Well Chuang, it gets lonely. Mommie Dearest: "Better lonely than in the hospital." Yeah thanks, I'll try and keep that in mind. | |||
| Jun. 6th, 2007 @ 01:16 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| novaspotty: imperialist ambitions? bug off my game show is on novaspotty: if you want the flock to revolt you'd have to explode Friends Brent Field: white collar crime ruins jobs? fuck you i wanna kill some Mexicans on this new video game novaspotty: haha yeah. because illegal immigration is the main cause of economic inequality Brent Field: jeeeeezus novaspotty: that 10% who owns 80% of the wealth were gonna change the system if it wasn't for the influx of illegals Brent Field: fuck man Brent Field: this should be headlines Brent Field: every day Brent Field: for the next 10,000 years novaspotty: so if we can get rid all dem mexkins Ford Motor Co. will cut every citizen a check to make up for the fact that they do not pay a dime of income tax...despite any trends in which they made billions via outsourcing and employee concessions novaspotty: read somewhere that CIA budget in 2004 was 4 trillion dollars. Brent Field: who cares that 1/3 of the u.s. used to BE Mexico? Brent Field: jesus fucksteak Brent Field: they must've been keeping their time machine in repair Brent Field: costs a lot to mutate people at Dulce novaspotty: all of the banter about illegals is much like a 50s b-movie mars monster scare Brent Field: i think they should declare all billionaires illegals and ship their asses to Rwanda novaspotty: dammit we need to kick up the tonnage on that industrial war machine..i'll feel safer Brent Field: funny how the u.s. tries so hard to make a "crime free utopia" when you have Bhutan who don't even have to try Brent Field: gee how did they do that? Brent Field: could it have anything to do with Bhutan not being corrupt fucking scumbags? novaspotty: american economy needs crime Brent Field: naww, couldn't be... | |||
| May. 31st, 2007 @ 07:02 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| May. 31st, 2007 @ 01:03 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| if i had a time machine i would prevent my own birth by killing my mother it would be funny | |||
| May. 31st, 2007 @ 12:17 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| May. 29th, 2007 @ 11:18 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| i hate existing because of huge grins huge grins hiding sewage whatever you can get away with whatever you can get away with not everyone is like that not everyone lives in the sewer grin away come on, grin some more i really fucking hate existing some people really have regret what of them? some people really have crippling regret what of them? some people don't have to be put on death row to have this regret what of them? not everyone lives in the sewer come on, grin some more i fucking hate existing i fucking hate you | |||