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| Jan. 28th, 2012 @ 03:50 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| i just realized, earlier tonight, that I, in dreams, often am floating about a foot off the ground as I mobilize around. Either that, or I have the illusion that I dream this often. | |||
| Jan. 27th, 2012 @ 10:32 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_i | |||
| Jan. 27th, 2012 @ 05:40 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| dar's dis girl, i was friends for a long time, but then i discover she's white supremacist (you know, the kind that insists they're not, in other words, most white folks) so i call her on it and i still send her silly messages, despite my better judgment, and she no want none of it. she hate me lots! just like i get most anyone to hate me. always different reason. it's funny when everyone hates you, but none know of all the others that do the same thing. if they all met each other and discussed their hate for my corpse, they'd combust in impossible confusion. hello. ASS. | |||
| Jan. 27th, 2012 @ 05:09 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| i'm don't wanna it die!! (at least not like that) | |||
| Jan. 27th, 2012 @ 04:26 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| lonely is the hamster... without... road cones... | |||
| Jan. 27th, 2012 @ 03:45 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| oilier today i forked over 39 bucks for the privilege of talking to folks on an international dating site (wait, aren't they all international?) ... not smart, I suppose, but hey, I need friends. del fiddlefungus | |||
| Jan. 27th, 2012 @ 04:22 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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i'm still trying to figure out why i've been using facebook for the past 75 years. anyway... nothing all that amazing going on right this second. unless the fact that i'm breathing amounts to... square ham. i'm old. wahoo! | |||
| Feb. 11th, 2011 @ 06:53 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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今、あなたは奇妙な犬のように帽子を探しに行くことができる、犬はお祭りに行ってきま | |||
| Dec. 29th, 2009 @ 03:21 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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i oopdayteed my prophile. be frends with me all over again! well fine ok you don't HAVE to, nobody's breaking your arm | |||
| Aug. 4th, 2009 @ 01:39 am p o i n tless | |||
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i want to put my landlord in a meat grinder, holy fuck is he a sack of sawed-off qwunt this month i am determined not to fork over any of my food stamps to candace, i don't care how much she flashes herself at me i hate everybody and yet, i wish i had people to talk to | |||
| Jul. 27th, 2009 @ 04:25 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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dear universe: i'd rather be in a coma. people who think aids is funny should be injected with it. malcolm x kicked serious ass. do they really have to play huge disco music downstairs? | |||
| Jul. 22nd, 2009 @ 09:41 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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From the smallest personal act, to the largest planetary decisions, these things proceed entirely within one basic goal: that the safety of the wealthy and powerful elite must be kept intact. Since this shall always remain true, I hope that by the time this message is readable that there is indeed no one left to read it. The general population may learn to peacefully coexist, but the rulers will always retain power over the population. Slavery has always been and always will be, an idiotic reality, so long as humans (and their descendants) exist. http://www.keo.org/uk/pages/message.p | |||
| Jul. 19th, 2009 @ 10:22 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| i just ruined two lighters by trying to burn garlic skins. i have so many things in life to be happy about but the happiness never lasts because i'm alone. alone meaning, nobody, NOBODY wants to just plain hang out. did this completely die out? is "hanging out" extinct, reserved only for rednecks? my fortune cookie lied to me. sorry doctor, i have RETARD CANCER. | |||
| Jul. 17th, 2009 @ 06:22 pm just waiting around to die | |||
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| so i went to littleton for the 98th time in the last 3 minutes. i hate reality. failing okcupid for the foopienth time. | |||
| Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 03:24 am I'm learning about EARTH! | |||
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| Stranger: Ask me five random questions. If you are from /b/, have a distended anus free of charge. You: from the moon? Stranger: YES You: ok i have a question You: although i'm afraid it's not entirely random You: I was talking with someone NOT, i repeat NOT sexually and i told them i'm 38 and they screamed PEDOPHILE!!!! so my question, is .. ...... WTF???????? You: do people have ONLY sex in their craniums? You: ok i guess that's 2 questions Stranger: Well, since you talk like you're 12, I'm pretty sure the easiest assumption here is that since you refuse to use capitalization and proper punctuation, you're trying to pass off as a child, to endear yourself to other children. Except when you dropped the "I'm really an adult" bomb, they freaked out, because they were probably under the assumption that you were, in fact, 12. You: hm that's odd You: i talk like i'm 12? HAHAHAHAHAHA Stranger: Yeah. Note the lack of proper capitalization and punctuation. And you used an abbreviation, in all caps, followed by a shitload of question marks. You: I don't believe this occurred in the chat in question. You: well ok maybe the lack of capitalization You: ok definitely Stranger: I'm not sure what you said in there, but you're going to need to shape up your text if you want to pass for anything older that 12. You: You mean once I turned 13 (when internet didn't even exist), I was to graduate to using proper capitalization and punctuation in common, informal internet communications? Stranger: By "pass for anything older than 12" I meant "look like you're 38, instead of making people think you're a pedo-trap." You: yikes. what a weird planet. I'm supposed to ACT 38 at all times? Isn't that a bit, um, strange? Stranger: You're supposed to pretend to be 38, but inside you're supposed to be 6 and 60. And you have to be alive. Which is something most people forget anyways. You: i had no idea this existed....... "Typing in such a way as to pass as one seeking underage sex" You: I'm learning about this planet already! Stranger: Not sure how long you've been around the internets or where you hang out, but usually people who type that way are Creepy Adults or Little Kids Trying To Pass Off As Adults. You: Hear, hear on the alive bit. You: Eh. Maybe I've been on the internet so long that these undercurrents are too new for my radar. I would say this is quite likely. Connection asploded. | |||
| Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 03:01 am i can't make this stuff up | |||
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| Stranger: hi You: hello You: ok i want to know something You: maybe you can help Stranger: what? You: i was just talking to someone right Stranger: right You: and i was NOT, i repeat, NOT looking for sex of any kind You: in fact the conversation was silly and funny You: ok Stranger: ok You: then when i told them i was 38, this person called me a pedophile. my question is.............. You: WTF?? Stranger: do you want to do sex? You: NO Stranger: why? You: i don't do internet sex Stranger: i was talking about real life sex (: You: no that's ok Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |||
| Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 02:53 am wtf????? | |||
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| You: Hello Stranger: Hello may I sample your cheeses? You: the magical golden singing cheeses? Stranger: why yes You: sorry the cat's eaten it Stranger: thats propostorous Stranger: you must surely keep your cheeses in a confined area where animals such as that can not get ahold of it! You: you can even ask Air Neptune Stranger: Do you know what this means? Stranger: Your a criminal. Stranger: A murderer! You: i mashed carrot with broom straw. i didn't mean it maw! Stranger: *slaps you* THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH Stranger: You need to get your ass up and choke hold your cat! You: weasels are cute Stranger: GET THAT CHEESE OUT OF HIS STOMACH Stranger: Yes they are Stranger: May i sample your meatloaf? You: but pygmy marmosets are the way to go Stranger: Indeed. You: i wrote a song about meatloaf Stranger: Id love to hear it Stranger: Clip my toenails and sing it to me. You: i should upload it to qbert.gov Stranger: You should Stranger: Maybe you could get famous You: too late for that You: well sort of You: i'm a washed up punk rocker turned noise artist with a record coming out! You: or something Stranger: yay! :D You: yeah i can't believe they want to do a double LP of my shtoff You: i mean seriously, what are they thinking? Stranger: They must be drunk Stranger: On the magical singing wine You: and yes i'm one of those vinyl geezers You: Tree geezer hunting! Stranger: How old are you? You: you promise not to tell granny? Stranger: Promise You: i'm....... 38 going on 23 Stranger: *blows whistle* Stranger: LIAR Stranger: PEDOFILE Stranger: AHH! Stranger: *sprays mace* Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |||
| Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 01:43 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| Stranger: Hello mate You: hello how are you? Stranger: Doing good Stranger: Yourself? You: ok i suppose You: what is your mission? You: grape donuts? Stranger: My mission? Stranger: To live long and prosper You: with a dose of Andy Kaufman? a) yes b) no c) ape steam Stranger: I don't know Stranger: I think andy is alive and playing us all for fools You: hmm could be You: want to hack into snopes and make their homepage EWTN? let's go! Stranger: Sorry bro Stranger: I can't hack Stranger: I wish i could :( You: me neither. i have perfect pitch though. also i'm color blind You: and once i used a shovel You: and i am NOT Broom Hilda You: or wait Stranger: Dude how much LSD did you take? You: i was born with timothy leary's brain in the glove compartment You: not to be corn-fused with dennis leafy Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |||
| Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 06:06 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| i just got called a fucktard. when my messenger program opens up, it logs in Candace also. someone from her list messaged me. i didn't realize it was someone from her list. then about 10 lines into the conversation, i let her know my error and was dubbed a fucktard. what's really interesting is that this same person was added to my account (no doubt by candace), implying a distinct possibility that candace talked to her from my account. i'm pretty sure i know what a fucktard is. i'm pretty sure they don't. stupid americans and their need to feel better than others. i still have hope in North Korea nuking this town. | |||
| Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 03:06 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| i am obsessed with the hunt. experiencing things seems to be nothing to me, at least not for long. sick. wrong. help. | |||
| Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 01:34 am nuke the USA | |||
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| it's impossibly fucking stupid how SKIN TONE and SPEECH ACCENT is SO IMPORTANT to so many goddamn white motherfuckers. | |||
| Jul. 3rd, 2009 @ 06:14 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| people come to this country from all corners of the globe how can anyone think this is anything short of AWESOME? fuck your xenophobic, nativist dogshit well except of course, the native americans should probably deport 99% of us... | |||
| Jul. 2nd, 2009 @ 02:31 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| nobody likes to be silly anymore everyone is hard-boiled, hard-assed people are so hung up on how old a person is nobody gives a fuck that we're all human beings there are still a few of us whose main goal isn't sex, money, or power i hate people | |||
| Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 12:31 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| i would like someone to talk to. someone who is kind. someone who doesn't like christianity. someone with a penchant for the ludicrous. please. what do i have to do? | |||
| Jun. 30th, 2009 @ 11:48 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| am i to die without an identity? my family is shit. i have nothing in which to be grounded. am i to die without a fucking identity? | |||
| Jun. 28th, 2009 @ 09:54 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| it's interims like this i wish i had hard drugs i must have somehow given it away when i called the stupid landlord because he knows i have a cat now. pisses me off. i drove all around today looking for yard sales. why? i'm not smart, have i mentioned that? i just feel like crap. and i have to do laundry tomorrow. this lump in my arm is stone-hard now. probably cancer. yay for cancer! i tried to improve my mouse by taking it apart and cleaning it. now it's worse. of course. | |||
| Jun. 27th, 2009 @ 05:17 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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got up way too early on a saturday. you know what that means... Yard sales! so i get about a mile into driving towards Gorham and of course it's raining like crazy. i give up, go home, get the rest of my sleep and guess what? nice and sunny but now it's after FIVE O'CLOCK. beautiful day out AGAIN. i really should go somewhere and enjoy life a little. but where? there is a noise musician from MILAN who said he's calling me around 9 tonight. craziness. here is his myspace: http://www.myspace.com/crawfish81 speaking of myspace, why does it always fork up my computer? maybe it's time to try Opera again. or maybe i've mis-installed something. | |||
| Jun. 22nd, 2009 @ 03:46 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| i think it was while i was eating the cat-ass dinner that a large, hard LUMP formed in my right arm. This can't be good. | |||
| Jun. 22nd, 2009 @ 02:01 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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my cat just literally landed her ASS in my fucking dinner. and i'm eating it anyway. will i cough up hairballs? shitballs? bacteriaballs? | |||
| Jun. 21st, 2009 @ 12:36 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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i wonder if there were any yard sales today? my cat's ears are ROTTING and it stinks. fuck. | |||
| Jun. 20th, 2009 @ 03:23 am 襪子乳酪 | |||
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so the cat has a double ear infection, i find out tonight a friggin Friday night probly have to wait till monday to take to vet and spend lots I ain't got i feel so bad for kitty if only i knew yesterday dammit what the fuck do i know about animal diseases? i hope she's not going blind. what if her ears are rotting? they smell really bad. | |||
| Jun. 18th, 2009 @ 10:22 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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baby i got lice i need to clean this place not because of lice i think i should discontinue nauscopy.net and antireality.org, as well as my everquest account free pizza 13 days | |||
| Jun. 17th, 2009 @ 03:53 am fuckit. | |||
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Yeah. Fuckit. I think I'll get all personal and regular, like time on the toilet, with this journal again. Not smart, but that's me. ALL ABOUT MY LIFE ME ME ME HOLY SHEEP SHIT!!! 1) I got a kitteh. She's jossa bebeh!!! and on the tortoiseshell side of calico and goddamn is she cute. Haven't told my landlord yet. I think the kitten has lice. Well some kind of bugs anyway. Not fleas. Maybe I've got em now too! WAHAHAHAHAHA! 2) I gots me an oscilloscope at a yard sale last Saturday (3 days ago). What a wild instr-o-mint. I can make 3-D renditions of waveforms...... did you know EVERY NOTE has its own SHAPE!!? 3) The picture you see in the previous entry is of a (1930's??) 78 rpm record player combo shortwave radio. Everything about it works ridiculously well. Got it for 20 box at a yard sale (where else?), a week before the o-scope. 4) I'm going to jail soon for credit card debt. 5) I'm trying to get Everquest to work on Linux. I definitely won't go to jail for hacking cuz I don't know SHIT about hacking. I was all set to create programs with Visual Basic and then I switch's to penguin. I will probably just end up cancelling my EQ account again since I'm really getting bored with it. 6) Wait Till Your Father Gets Home DVDs. The upbringing my parents SHOULD have had. 7) Kingdom Scum "God Eat God" - someday. 8) I wonder if rye whiskey tastes as good as Sauza tequila used to? (Sauza now tastes like ass turpentine). 9) Crap, I just found the remnants of a record needle on the floor. Did the cat eat the needle part? 10) Someday I want to go to Boston to the Burmese restaurant. Oh yeah not to mention the friggin MUSEUM OF ART! 11) I need to walk more. 12) My legs have little dots of pain from cat claws. 13) OH YEAH UM DUH!!!! This here label (http://web.me.com/feedingtube/Feeding_ 14) My shrink continues to be a fucktardian. He refuses to acknowledge that a whole lotta people have been killed in the name o' Jeebus. And that religion is to be heavily underemphasized when it comes to war causes in world history. Uh-huh. Believe me, if there was another doctor available, I'd choose other. 15) and finally, YAK SHIT. | |||
| Jun. 8th, 2009 @ 05:36 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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| May. 29th, 2009 @ 06:59 pm 襪子乳酪 | |||
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last night i dreamt 3 items i was selling on ebay were going for $4,000 apiece. one of them was a junky little radio. in the dream, i said, "i'd better refresh this page just in case i'm dreaming". dreams are so convincing. night before that, i dreamt of nanotech. it was a tiny speck on some up-close piece of equipment. in a hospital i think. today at the food bank a guy with half a leg missing told me he'd recently gotten a trailer for "only" 20,000 dollars. he goes "well that's not much compared to what you'd normally pay." yeah i know. why do i have to be so poooooooooooooor? i mean i'm poorer than holy shit goddamn. if guevara hadn't been murdered, this sort of thing would be outlawed by now. fucking plutocrat agenda. | |||
